Mount Ruffmore

When visiting Pismo Beach, be sure to visit Mt. Ruffmore, a monument to America’s great dog leaders: George Washingbone, the father of our country and four litters of puppies; Thomas Wooferson, author of the Declaration of Dependency; Theodore Nosevelt, who barked softly and fetched a very big stick; and Abraham Sausage Lincoln, who freed the shelter dogs.

And we’re all standing on an obnoxious dog with fake orange fur.

I can’t get over the grandeur of it, muppet2171.

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31 thoughts on “Mount Ruffmore

  1. allein ? July 11, 2017 / 10:08 am

    Assuming they go left-right, I want Theodore Nosevelt, please.

  2. Birdcage July 11, 2017 / 10:28 am

    Abraham Sausage Lincoln!!! Mike, you astound.

    • Dulcie July 11, 2017 / 3:24 pm

      Uhhmm Mike…Abe has no middle name apparently. But sausage is the greatest fill in ever!!

      • Duckie ? July 11, 2017 / 8:58 pm

        I think he was running with the “sausage link” concept.

        • Dulcie July 12, 2017 / 9:42 pm

          Yes. Got it. Clever!

  3. Gigi the cat lady July 11, 2017 / 10:45 am

    Hovertext ????
    But seriously, how did they get the pups to not only burry them up to their necks but stand still long enough to take the photo?

    • Puddleglum July 11, 2017 / 10:48 am

      Right?! I’m dying over here..

    • Dana July 11, 2017 / 12:43 pm

      If they’re really “standing on an obnoxious dog with fake orange fur”, they would have gladly stood still for as long as necessary.

      • 6rabbits July 11, 2017 / 12:47 pm

        ???

      • Duckie ? July 11, 2017 / 3:24 pm

        Heck, I’d stand still as long as necessary on top of said obnoxious dog. And I have trouble standing.
        So much more I’d like to say.

  4. fkaWaldenPond July 11, 2017 / 10:46 am

    Long time no comment Birdcage; good to see you! Does anybody else go to ‘Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence’ whenever you see people buried in sand? I know, I know, grim but it has stuck with me.

    • Murray C July 11, 2017 / 10:52 am

      Oh, crap, FKAWALDENPOND, I’m not getting the reference. WAH! I’m so ill-read.

      LOVE the doggies, tho’ I’m not sure I could bury them like that – I know they’re fine but all that sand in their fur. What a job to get THAT out, even after taking a dip – more work for mother. But, Mike, you’ve done it yet again – hysterically funny!!!! And just that bubble off plumb that makes your commentary so unpredictable.

      • fkaWaldenPond July 11, 2017 / 11:17 am

        In the movie, David Bowie’s characters fate had this result. (Yes, grim)

        • Murray C July 11, 2017 / 12:00 pm

          Movie. And the movie was??????? I rarely see movies, I’m afraid. ?

          • fkaWaldenPond July 11, 2017 / 1:21 pm

            Oh, that is the movie, Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence. 🙂 Here, you may recognize the music. https://youtu.be/LGs_vGt0MY8

            • Murray C July 11, 2017 / 1:44 pm

              I am so out of the loop where popular culture is concerned, but I very much appreciate your patience. I have the added quirk that I have no ability to remember instrumental music – it goes through one ear and out the other. I’m a singer, for heaven’s sake, but I only remember tunes if they have words connected to them. And most of what I sing is from about 1860 to 1940/5 – that’s where I live.?So I imagine I’ll have to ask again when something is outside my realm!

    • Birdcage July 11, 2017 / 1:42 pm

      Aw, thanks for noticing me (or my absence of late, or, rather, my lack of commenting) – feels like I’m coming out of the other side of a sort of family “valley of darkness”. I’ve been here, smiling at the qte, but not feeling witty enough to comment. Mind elsewhere, tired, weighted down by a hippo-sized to-do list. Coming back into myself now, tho. (Can I also say: weight goes on a heck of a lot faster than it comes off. A girl has a bag or two of feeling-sorry-for-myself potato chips, maybe a too-tired-to-cook pizza, and VOILA, fiona butt.) . This week I’m kicking my fiona self back into gear with a lot of raw, vegan food and liver-cleansing tea.

      • fkaWaldenPond July 11, 2017 / 3:01 pm

        Keep on, keeping on Birdcage; family landmarks are big stuff. I know it sounds trite but please get out and go for a walk. I know when I am full of blues and anxiety I just want to stay in and fret. I push myself to take a good sound walk which always clears my angsty stomach and mind. Heck, it may even help with the weight gain- two! in! one! 🙂

        • Duckie ? July 11, 2017 / 3:30 pm

          Yes, and bring music and earphones. My go-to song list for coping starts with “Get On Your Feet”. Once you’re standing, the next step isn’t so hard. And a bonus to walking: you get away, even briefly, from your troubles.

  5. Duckie ? July 11, 2017 / 11:01 am

    Speechless.

  6. debg July 11, 2017 / 11:21 am

    Wonderfully done, Mike! The Declaration of Dependency–no cat would ever sign that!

  7. Blue Footed Booby July 11, 2017 / 12:17 pm

    Surely Washingbone would be a raccoon.

    • Murray C July 11, 2017 / 1:44 pm

      HAH!

  8. Doug July 11, 2017 / 12:26 pm

    Damn .. I must have fell asleep in class when they were teaching that history lesson

    • allein ? July 11, 2017 / 12:50 pm

      You probably didn’t go to Obedience School.

      • Gigi the cat lady July 11, 2017 / 1:44 pm

        I flunked Obedience School ?

  9. 6rabbits July 11, 2017 / 12:49 pm

    The hover text kilt me ded! ????

  10. allein ? July 11, 2017 / 2:00 pm

    But Washington didn’t have any kids…

    • Murray C July 11, 2017 / 2:04 pm

      That he KNEW about!?

      • allein ? July 11, 2017 / 2:53 pm

        lol…I’m listening to an episode of a podcast (called “Backstory”) about the 4th of July and they mentioned that Washington didn’t have kids

  11. NathanF July 12, 2017 / 12:56 am

    I’m guessing the dogs aren’t actually completely buried up to their necks – they are WAY too calm for that. I’m thinking they are sitting or lying in a really deep hole or trench such that we can’t see the rest of them due to the perspective. Great shot, though!

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