Tonight, on “Lives of the Royals”

Not That Mike The Other Mike

She was a simple girl from a provincial country town — who enchanted a kingdom. Tonight, we’ll examine the rise and reign of Queen Floofelina (nee Enid Haberschnatz) who rose to become Royal Monarch of the Food Court.

My reign shall be just and fair! Can I have chicken nuggets?

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10 thoughts on “Tonight, on “Lives of the Royals””

  1. Julie July 28, 2017 / 12:01 pm

    So. Many. Questions.

    • N. Fritz July 28, 2017 / 12:26 pm

      So. Much. Derp.

  2. Gigi the cat lady July 28, 2017 / 12:19 pm

    I think Queen Floofelina as already had too many chicken nuggets, but then who could say no to that face!

  3. allein ? July 28, 2017 / 12:42 pm

    Shouldn’t she be eating at Burger King, then?

  4. ^oo^ July 28, 2017 / 12:54 pm

    Or Dairy Queen?

  5. Kar July 28, 2017 / 1:01 pm

    That is one weird-a$$ mall.

    Dogs wearing tiaras and tutus, panini press in the background, and I think that’s cookie monster wearing a derby leaning against the pillar.

  6. Murray C July 28, 2017 / 2:06 pm

    Good ol’ Enid Haberschnatz, I always wondered what became of her.

  7. Dana July 28, 2017 / 2:36 pm

    I’m thinking that food court has a bar.

    • Ricky's Mom July 28, 2017 / 2:37 pm

      ?

  8. Blue Footed Booby July 29, 2017 / 8:15 pm

    I lack words to describe that majestic beast. Should have sent a poet.

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