Handled with Care

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a genuine HuMatic™ brand adjustable comfort hand. Your new hand is precision engineered to provide you with hours of trouble-free relaxation, because it automatically adjusts to cradle you in maximum comfort. Simply sit in the hand and be adorable, and it will remain in that position for hours.

I paid extra for the deluxe BellyRub™ system, so make with the rub, bub!

Via Imgur.

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16 thoughts on “Handled with Care

  1. allein ? August 30, 2017 / 9:38 am

    He looks like one of those Sandicast sculptures.

  2. Kar August 30, 2017 / 9:41 am

    What is that? From the feet I’m guessing we live in trees.

    Serious zen face.

  3. Jeannine Pope-Carter August 30, 2017 / 9:48 am

    His tiny leetle feet and belleh are keeling me! So cute.

    • Murray C August 31, 2017 / 10:12 am

      And the wrinkly bits! Adorable!

  4. Smartypants August 30, 2017 / 10:30 am

    Tickle tickle! 😀

  5. Maia August 30, 2017 / 10:30 am

    The photo name says it is a gecko, but my first thought was some kind of gator. the smile and the tucked-up feet are absolutely adorable. Happy little lizard!

  6. Doug August 30, 2017 / 10:39 am

    Ahhhhh…. Godzilla .. The Early Years

  7. Duckie ? August 30, 2017 / 11:23 am

    It’s a good thing the eyes aren’t closed, with that grin, because I would be ded. The feets…

  8. fkaWaldenPond August 30, 2017 / 9:16 pm

    Do other upholstery options come in clammy, standard sweaty or chaffed? ( and leetle leezards always make me quietly squeeee and smile)

  9. Rachel August 30, 2017 / 10:08 pm

    Such a darling little gecko!

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