“Avast there, innkeeper! What be your meaning in serving me this watery bilge and calling it grog? Why, this swill only be fit to serve to a mangy dog! Wait, I arrrr a dog!”
Talk Like a Pirate Pug (SNORT!), by Kristin "Shoe" Shoemaker
Talk Like a Pirate Day, It Be!
But he doesn’t look mangy!
I could go for some grog. Or at least a grog equivalent. My options at home are vodka or black Sambuca….decisions, decisions.
Grrrrrrr. Rrrrrrrufffff! Rrrrrrufff! Arrrrrrrrrf!
I think you’re talking like a pugrate, not a pirate…
I just realized – that pug is licensed to be a pirate!
I talk like a space pirate: using text on the internet. Even in real life and person person, floating text just appears above my head. Science has no explanation.
Explanations: Who needs ’em?
Arrrrgyle. Arrrgon. Arrrpege. Arrrbuckle. Arrrbitration. Arrrchimedes : A few of a pirates favorite things.
Arrrmageddon. Arrrmaments. Arrrtifice. Arrrogance. Probably more typical of pirates.
that is adorable 🙂
I am Fifi the Fierce a descendant of the fame pirate Jean Lafitte, scream in fear landlubber.
I said scream not squee !!
? I hope that you’re not trying to (according to Allein, I seem to remember) “Haarrrrrsh my Squee”
Yeah, but I stole it from somewhere else.
Pirated, you might say.
Love this little sub-thread. Go get ’em, Fifi.
Avast, me puggies! Stand by to be snorgled! Arrh!
Arrrrrr, it be the dread Pirate Merlin Birdie, ye scurvy scallywags! Look on me works, ye mighty, and desparrot!!!
Avast! Yo ho ho! Captain Merlin I will join your crew in a hearty har heartbeat.
The Dread Pirate Merlin Birdie is pretty gorgeous, I mean fearsome. (Nah, gorgeous.)
Preparrrrrre to be boarrrrrrded!—The Dread Pirate Ricky
Foreground: First Mate Squee (Piggy)
“Draw me like one of your French pirates!”
Tee-hee!
OK, being around a human talking like a pirate would annoy after the first sentence but a pug pirate? Ay, matey, I would be ok with that…shiver me timbers or something, I’m not quite sure!