Dirty Harry, Cat Trainer

I know what you’re thinking. Did he fire six ounces or only five? Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a Drencho 3000, the most powerful squirt gun in the world and would totally make your fur all soggy, you’ve gotta ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

I’m hairy, but not dirty.

reservoir cats, by solarbreeze69, licensed under CC BY 2.0

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11 thoughts on “Dirty Harry, Cat Trainer

  1. Birdcage September 26, 2017 / 10:43 am

    Is that the skin of a tabby-cat-passed-on hanging in the background? That ALONE should compel a heightened level of Cat Compliance, I would think.

    • Amy September 26, 2017 / 12:08 pm

      I think that’s actually where all the stray cat fur is allowed to congregate. Then the humans can construct a second cat using all the accumulated fur.

  2. Faye September 26, 2017 / 12:55 pm

    Looks like a Mob hit in a restaurant. Sammy Cattatootchy goes down. There’s always somebody who wants your cat pole. Now he’s really going to be touchy the fishies.

    • allein ? September 26, 2017 / 1:50 pm

      With cement shoes?

    • fkaWaldenpond September 26, 2017 / 7:29 pm

      “Now he’s really going to be touchy the fishies.” LOL πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ Thank you for that Faye.

      • Faye September 26, 2017 / 7:49 pm

        At your service.

  3. Kar September 26, 2017 / 2:21 pm

    Anybody else thing that kitty is unimpressed by that neon gun?

    Half expect him to press it to his forehead a la Joker.

    BTW, if he really wants to put fear into kitty, he should threaten to play that accordion.

    • Smartypants September 26, 2017 / 8:37 pm

      Oh, good eye – that is much scarier than the squirt gun. And if he still won’t stand down, it’s time to get out…the bagpipes!

      • Faye September 27, 2017 / 2:19 am

        Nobody expects the Spanish Inquibagpipes!

        • Doug September 27, 2017 / 7:43 am

          NI !

      • Blue Footed Booby September 27, 2017 / 8:33 am

        Do not malign the noble accordion!




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