Chump at the Pump

This all started with “fetch the stick, boy!” And then it was “fetch the paper,” then “fetch my slippers” and soon we were on to “wash the dishes” and “take out the trash” and now it’s “head down to Circle K and fill it up with regular and get some chips and beer and don’t forget to squeegee the windows.” Probably should have set some limits.

I think something got out of hand somewhere.

It’s been a gas, Sharon H.

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12 thoughts on “Chump at the Pump

  1. Doug January 31, 2018 / 10:22 am

    GREAT!! Full Service gas is making a come back !

    No more getting out of the car to pump .. oh ya !!

    • allein ? January 31, 2018 / 10:29 am

      Move to New Jersey…you’re not allowed to pump your own gas! Though I’ve never had a gas station attendant this cute…

  2. Gigi The cat lady January 31, 2018 / 11:03 am

    Now you know what “working like a dog” really means.

  3. Murray C January 31, 2018 / 1:30 pm

    Ah! I read the cat post before this one so some things are beginning to be made clear!

  4. Faye January 31, 2018 / 2:41 pm

    My dog Millie fills up my heart every single morning with supercharged love gas. (Metaphorically and literally depending where she’s sleeping on me!)

    • Duckie ? January 31, 2018 / 2:45 pm

      ?

    • Cheryl S January 31, 2018 / 4:42 pm

      Here it’s a big dog, a big dog with medical issues requiring meds and foods that increase the volume and octane of the gas, who sleeps with his head at the foot of the bed.

      • Faye January 31, 2018 / 7:10 pm

        Roflol. ????

        Maybe you could sleep with your head at the foot of the bed too? Slight improvement upwind so to speak.

      • Doug February 1, 2018 / 7:51 am

        In that case, I hope you don’t have a candle burning at night .. might get .. hmm .. interesting

        • Faye February 1, 2018 / 8:58 am

          ?

    • debg January 31, 2018 / 9:32 pm

      My kitty Beano (aka Arabella Figg) still toots when she gets really really happy. It’s the stink of love.

      • Faye February 1, 2018 / 8:59 am

        Awww. Gotta love them.

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