The Mystic Will See You Now

Not That Mike The Other Mike

Greetings, seekers of truth. The all-knowing Oracle of Flazeem knows why you have come, otherwise I’d only be the mostly-knowing Oracle of Flazeem and that doesn’t sound like a guy you’d climb to the top of this mountain to meet, so let’s get on with it…

I assume you brought cash. No Bitcoin, please.

You seek the answer to the riddle of the universe, which I shall now reveal by peering across time and space with the aid of the mystical Cone of Wahdeedoodah. You may want to get a pencil and write this down…

mhrrpth hluurph flurfl sglurrrrgh ig slorrth thrrgh uth mluuugthl…
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21 thoughts on “The Mystic Will See You Now”

  1. Blue Footed Booby February 19, 2018 / 11:18 am

    I’m liking the plague doctor look, but I think the mask needs eyeholes.

  2. Alice Shortcake February 19, 2018 / 11:25 am

    Don’t mock the “shoving your face into a mystical hat” trick. It worked for Joseph Smith.

    • allein ? February 19, 2018 / 11:41 am

      ??
      You win!

    • Wuyizidi February 19, 2018 / 12:21 pm

      Can you imagine if today a 17 year-old told the world he found divine golden plates only he could read? He must have been an incredibly charismatic kid to have that many people believing in him at the time.

    • Kar February 19, 2018 / 12:48 pm

      L. Ron Hubbard hates that he didn’t think of that sooner .

    • Murray C February 19, 2018 / 2:41 pm

      ????

  3. Wuyizidi February 19, 2018 / 11:38 am

    Ok, 42, and … that’s it, just 42? What am I to do with this piece of … wisdom?

    • Gigi The cat lady February 19, 2018 / 12:53 pm

      “What do you get if you multiply six by nine?”
      “Six by nine. Forty two.”
      “That’s it. That’s all there is.”
      “I always thought something was fundamentally wrong with the universe.”

  4. allein ? February 19, 2018 / 11:40 am

    This explains so much.

    • LunaChickFringe February 19, 2018 / 2:24 pm

      OMG I LOVE THAT VIDEO!!! Mouse….mouse…

      • Alice Shortcake February 19, 2018 / 3:42 pm

        A classic!

    • fkaWaldenPond February 19, 2018 / 9:33 pm

      I have never seen this until now!!! And my LIFE IS SO MUCH BETTER NOW!

      • DebG February 19, 2018 / 10:30 pm

        Me too! Love klaatu42!

  6. julie February 19, 2018 / 4:19 pm

    I love the internet bc I get to see a cat wearing a pink bathrobe and party hat. 🙂

    • fkaWaldenPond February 20, 2018 / 12:05 am

      Right?! 🙂

  7. N. Fritz February 20, 2018 / 8:00 am

    Anyone else “mystified” by the number of downvotes??

    • Smartypants February 20, 2018 / 8:21 am

      Lack of air holes in party hat, maybe?

      • Alice Shortcake February 20, 2018 / 9:14 am

        Or Mormons?

        • N. Fritz February 20, 2018 / 10:29 am

          That was my thought, Alice Shortcake! Not downvoted because of the subject matter, but because of comments on various religions. GMTA!

        • fkaWaldenPond February 20, 2018 / 12:27 pm

          LOL

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