Invasion of the Pillow People

Not That Mike The Other Mike

Mr. Whiskers froze in horror. The lifeless figure before him was his exact duplicate, down to the last detail. “And this will be your replacement, Mr. Whiskers,” said one of the others. “You have nothing to fear. The process is completely painless and when it is complete, you will feel only contentment. You will be happy, soft, and cuddly. You will be… one of us.”

“You want soft and cuddly? I CAN DO SOFT AND CUDDLY!”

Cue the theremin music, Andrew Y.

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13 thoughts on “Invasion of the Pillow People”

  1. Shan March 23, 2018 / 9:45 am

    “One of us, one of us” 🙂

    • Blue Footed Booby March 23, 2018 / 10:29 am

      “kibble gobble kibble gobble one of us!”

      • Kar March 23, 2018 / 2:12 pm

        Now that was a movie that I didn’t need to flash back to.

    • Yadre March 23, 2018 / 6:02 pm

      Ugh, I was going to say that too! ?

      I dont know about you, but I feel for the cat…..those pillows (especially the ones which are cat heads) give me the creeps…

  2. Gigi The cat lady March 23, 2018 / 10:03 am

  3. Faye March 23, 2018 / 11:27 am

    Hey kitty! Whatever you do. Don’t fall asleep!

      • Faye March 23, 2018 / 1:00 pm

        That’s how they entice you. Soft comfy pillows. Soft comfy pillo… soft comf… soft… zzzzzzzzz. ???….

        • allein ? March 23, 2018 / 2:43 pm

          Nobody expects the comfy pillows…

          • ^oo^ March 23, 2018 / 11:17 pm

            Except when there’s trouble at the mill…

  4. Duckie ? March 23, 2018 / 11:34 am

    Can they do this to people, too?
    There’s a number of people I’d like MUCH better if they were pillows.
    “And just think, whenever they get dirty, you can take them outside and beat them!”

  5. Wuyizidi March 23, 2018 / 11:46 am

    If Mr. Whiskers were Barbara Streosand’s cat, there’d be two flesh and blood clones staring at him right now.

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