What a Masterpizza

The Accidental Renaissance Museum is pleased to announce that it has acquired Flemish painter Hahrlberk van Bleen’s masterpiece The Pizza Eater. Set in the small upstairs studio where van Bleen lived and worked in the village of Fleurn, The Pizza Eater depicts van Bleen’s flatmate Jorgen, whose late-night snack had aroused the interest of local huskies.

I see you have pizza. We, too, enjoy pizza. (Imgur)

Dang, now I want pizza, Andrew Y.

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17 thoughts on “What a Masterpizza

  1. allein ? April 26, 2018 / 11:34 am

    I’m getting pizza for lunch tomorrow (it’s a surprise bridal shower-type thing for a girl at work)! Sadly, there will be no pups.

  2. dubravkamcvmd April 26, 2018 / 11:37 am

    Jorgen has nerves of steel. That kind of intense interest in what I was eating on the part of a number of large and powerful dogs would cause me to quail.

  3. Beth April 26, 2018 / 11:37 am

    I wouldn’t turn down some pizza…or some Accidental Renaissance, come to that.

    Huskies can visit. I’ll share…if it’s a big pizza.

  4. Amy April 26, 2018 / 11:46 am

    This is an unrealistic painting. There should be puddles of drool and at least one of them should be singing at Van Bleen.

  5. Blue Footed Booby April 26, 2018 / 12:16 pm

    I like the one husky on the right who looks embarrassed by his friends’ rudeness.

    • allein ? April 26, 2018 / 12:19 pm

      I think he’s just playing it cool. “He’ll give me some because I’m the good boy who didn’t beg.”

  6. ffleur2 April 26, 2018 / 1:26 pm

    Six huskies in one room. No matter how much I love them, I can’t help think: the smell in that house!

    • Amy April 26, 2018 / 3:23 pm

      The hair balls….

  7. julie April 26, 2018 / 2:07 pm

    Mike – of course you would cast this photo as a Renaissance painting!! You are one in a million!!

    • Faye April 26, 2018 / 4:18 pm

      Did that ded Guy eat pizza with 6 Huskies too!?

      • Gigi The cat lady April 26, 2018 / 4:47 pm

        No, that’s what happens when you DON’T share the pizza with 6 huskies LOL!!

        • Faye April 26, 2018 / 9:34 pm

          ?

      • Wuyizidi April 26, 2018 / 8:36 pm

        Lol, there just seem to be a lot of Dutch painting where a bunch of dudes in identical, very somber clothing looking over another guy’s shoulder while that’s guy’s going about his business.

        • Faye April 26, 2018 / 9:35 pm

          Kinky?

  8. Kar April 26, 2018 / 5:45 pm

    I feel like we’re about five minutes away from a feeding frenzy. Starting with that husky behind him who’s leaning very purposefully over his shoulder…

    Hopefully that gentleman will be able to save the fingers on his left hand.

    • Murray C April 28, 2018 / 10:33 pm

      IF there’s anything left of him at all.

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