Memo from Planetary Maintenance

We have received isolated reports of a malfunction in gravitational systems in which objects may become randomly attracted to alternate surfaces such as walls and ceilings. If this is occurring in your area, remain indoors. Our technicians are working on the issue and we will notify you when it is safe to go outside.

This always seems to happen right after a Royal Wedding. (Reddit)
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7 thoughts on “Memo from Planetary Maintenance

  1. allein ? May 23, 2018 / 9:50 am

    Unfortunately I have no choice but to remain indoors right now. I would risk it for a chance to snuggle with a pup on a wall, though.

    • N. Fritz May 23, 2018 / 10:28 am

      no problem, Allein! You can dance on the ceiling like Fred Astaire!

      • allein ? May 23, 2018 / 10:35 am

        Or Lionel Richie…

        • N. Fritz May 23, 2018 / 11:24 am

          Fred Astaire did it first (1951!)

          How do you embed a video??

          • allein ? May 23, 2018 / 11:27 am

            I know, but I’m a child of the ’80s so when you say “Dancing on the Ceiling,” Lionel immediately pops into my head. Fred is much classier, though. Will have to watch that again later.

            Usually when you paste a youtube link it automatically embeds itself. But sometimes not. I have no idea what determines when it does or doesn’t work.

            • N. Fritz May 23, 2018 / 12:25 pm

              I’ll bet it has something to do with posting from a cell phone. Anyway, I posted the Fred Astaire video to go with Mike’s hovertext (the scene is from Royal Wedding!)

  2. AJ May 23, 2018 / 12:42 pm

    I love these memos!!! Guess royal weddings cause a disturbance in the force.

    And such a silly pupster too.

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