It has come to our attention that the Earth’s center of gravity has shifted slightly out of alignment. Happily the effect is barely noticable and should be corrected soon.
I can’t stop tilting my phone, Andrew Y.
What, you think nature just happens?
It has come to our attention that the Earth’s center of gravity has shifted slightly out of alignment. Happily the effect is barely noticable and should be corrected soon.
I can’t stop tilting my phone, Andrew Y.
Due to a software update, all creatures in the marsupials class may become temporarily inoperable. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.
Due to an error in horizontal constraint controls, certain breeds of dog may become unnaturally elongated. Rest assured that this is a temporary condition and will be corrected shortly. However, affected organisms are advised to avoid activity and lie down where there is sufficient room.
Due to scheduled maintenance, gravity will be briefly deactivated sometime between 2 and 2:30 AM tomorrow. All residents are advised to remain indoors, preferably under bedsheets or similar restraints.