My Last Exit Interview

“… and so, while our firm’s exciting new direction necessarily requires that your position be eliminated, this should not be a reflection on your work or the many years of service you have given to the company, and we wish you nothing but the greatest success in all of your future endeavo –”

“If you’re not out in ten minutes we’re calling Security.”

“We changed all your passwords and booby-trapped your cubicle.”

I have people skills, Sharon H.!

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10 thoughts on “My Last Exit Interview

  1. allein ? June 19, 2018 / 8:17 am

    • Faye June 19, 2018 / 8:58 am

      It’s them exactly.

      • allein ? June 19, 2018 / 9:04 am

        “What would you say…ya’ do here?”

    • E Z Reader June 19, 2018 / 12:18 pm

      Perfect!

      • allein ? June 19, 2018 / 2:38 pm

  2. Gigi the cat lady June 19, 2018 / 8:33 am

    Nope ? too mean for me today.
    No reflection on NTMTOM’s humour, it’s just that with everything mean going on in the world I just want nice stuff right now. I’m going for a long walk, maybe it will restore my usually thicker skin.

    • Ricky's Mom June 19, 2018 / 9:35 am

      I have days like that, too, Gigi. Sometimes I can handle snark, sometimes not. I hope your walk is restorative.

  3. Blue Footed Booby June 19, 2018 / 9:02 am

    The hovertext made me snortlaugh.

    Honestly, exit interviews have always seemed like one of those things companies do because they feel like it’s just what you do. I’ve never even heard of one being constructive, which makes sense: if you wanted to talk anything over with your boss, you’d do it on your own before leaving. Anything left unsaid by the time of the formal sit-down isn’t going to get said.

  4. Ricky's Mom June 19, 2018 / 9:38 am

    For some reason I keep reading “Security” as “Shorty.”

    “If you’re not out in ten minutes we’re calling Shorty.” Yep, that’s funnier.

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