You look quite fetching, can I fetch you a bowl of water? Wanna take you to my backyard, ’cause I’m really digging you. And that perfume you’re wearing, is that Kennel No. 5? At leash give me a chance, baby — I promise to be obedient. I don’t bite, unless you like that sort of thing.
More of this smooth operator at Golden Days of Ollie.
Normally I wouldn’t go for cheesy pickup lines, but coming from this little fuzz, who could resist?
I would be putty in his paws!
My favorite pickup line is: “You have beautiful eyes. I’d like to put them in a jar on my mantle labeled “Beautiful Eyes.””
My second favorite is: “Hi, I’m [my real name].”
I think that first one was a Criminal Minds episode.
Also reminds me of the scene from Hot Shots where Charlie Sheen says something about having his father’s eyes, then pulls out a little case that he keeps in his pocket.
Looks like a Golden opportunity. And he’s a blonde obviously having more fun.
Goodness, that Rudolf Valentino gleam in his eyes is irresistible!!! Take me to your Doghouse in the desert!!!
Learned from the best, I take it.
Mmmmm, yummy licorice leeeeeps!
Why do I feel like this puppy could steal my girlfriend 😭