Maru, Bed Tenderizer

Welcome to Hotel Maru, home of the softest beds in town. That’s because every mattress is personally softened by Maru himself in an elaborate, time-consuming ritual. Note: There may be a short delay before your room is ready. Actually, maybe a long delay. You may want to have a nap somewhere while you wait.

I’ll be at Motel 6, Andrew Y.

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10 thoughts on “Maru, Bed Tenderizer

  1. Murray C. June 30, 2018 / 11:54 am

    Yep, Hana’s dozing off, can’t blame her. How often does he have to do this!?

  2. allein ? June 30, 2018 / 11:54 am

    Judging by Hana’s face at the end, I guess it was worth the wait.

  3. debg June 30, 2018 / 12:17 pm

    Hana’s epic look of disgust had me ROFLMAOing. I agree with Allein–she seemed to like the results once Maru was *finally* done!

  4. dubravkamcvmd June 30, 2018 / 1:07 pm

    Hana does seem to be in a state of bliss.

  5. Andrew June 30, 2018 / 1:45 pm

    Maru is always worth the wait >:3

    • Dana June 30, 2018 / 5:51 pm

      Yea he is! ??

  6. Kar June 30, 2018 / 6:56 pm

    Poor Hanna’s just over this.

  7. Rhea June 30, 2018 / 9:48 pm

    I’m impressed that Maru can do that for nine and a half minutes without getting tired enough to quit.

    • Clairdelune June 30, 2018 / 10:22 pm

      Maybe that is his daily exercise – he needs to get a little more streamlined… could never catch a mouse with all that poundage!

  8. Clairdelune June 30, 2018 / 10:17 pm

    After that dedicated effort, I expected Maru to lie down and rest his rotund self. Hana’s slit-eye look at the end speaks volumes!!! 😀

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