The Hounds of H*ck

Not That Mike The Other Mike

Professor Gravenburg stared down at the strange creature perched on his sofa. The summoning incantation had worked, but not as he expected, for there, instead of the fearsome lava golem he had hoped to command, sat the Four-eyed, Three-nosed, Spindly-clawed Dorkbeast of Gleech.

Ya got any sausages? One of my mouths hasn’t eaten all week. (Imgur)
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14 thoughts on “The Hounds of H*ck”

  1. allein ? July 9, 2018 / 11:50 am

    Such strange ear placement, right in the middle like that…

  2. Faye July 9, 2018 / 11:53 am

    Iā€™m ded.

  3. Blue Footed Booby July 9, 2018 / 12:09 pm

    It hadn’t occurred to me that Cerberus might have heterogeneous heads. I wanna see one with a corgi, a labrador, and a timber wolf.

  4. Sumo mermaid July 9, 2018 / 12:19 pm

    Love Harlow, Indiana & Reese!!!

  5. Duckie ? July 9, 2018 / 1:24 pm

    Seriously misunderstood creatures, the Four-Eyed Three-Nosed Spindly-Clawed Dorkbeasts of Gleech are.
    I see yet another eye growing on that left ear. Mutation, perhaps?

    • Murray C. July 9, 2018 / 1:36 pm

      Shhhhh, I think it’s a CAT!!!

      • Alice Shortcake July 9, 2018 / 3:12 pm

        I see a demonic profile!

      • Duckie ? July 9, 2018 / 3:46 pm

        …or is it giving birth?

    • Smartypants July 9, 2018 / 10:54 pm

      It’s a cousin of the better-known One-eyed, One-horned Flying Purple People Eater!

  6. julie July 9, 2018 / 2:42 pm

    “Dorkbeast”!!! šŸ™‚

  7. Doug July 9, 2018 / 3:12 pm

    Middle pup ..
    HAHA .. You Can’t See Me !!!

  8. Suzanne July 10, 2018 / 7:53 am

    “Dorkbeast” — my new favorite epithet. Thanks, Mike!

    • Murray C July 31, 2018 / 11:30 am

      That is so adorable!!!!! Cute little stumpy waggy tail!

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