Rejected “Harry Potter” Sequels

Hoping to extend the Harry Potter franchise past graduation from Hogwart’s, publishers toyed with the idea of turning Harry into a stockbroker bedeviled by an enchanted wristwatch in a story to be titled Hairy Pupper and the Longines of Lycanthropy.

But they went with “The Wolf of Wall Street” instead. (Reddit)

Must have cast the spell of cutieus maxiumus, Sharon H.

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9 thoughts on “Rejected “Harry Potter” Sequels

  1. allein ? August 28, 2018 / 8:26 am

    He looks trustworthy…I’d let him broker my stocks..

  2. Tara August 28, 2018 / 8:46 am

    Cuteus Maxiumus! snort. nice.

    I myself use accio! all the time. Works too. When I can’t find something on my workbench I say outloud “accio scissors!” or something. Someone with a fresh pair of eyes or a different sight line always comes over, finds them, and hands them to me.

  3. Ricky's Mom August 28, 2018 / 8:51 am

    I would totally go see this sequel.

    • AJ August 28, 2018 / 9:44 am

      I think it’s actually a SQUEEEQUEL!! I’d go see it too, would be better than half the dreck out there. My husband actually dragged me to see The Meg … in surround sound. Uggh.

      • Ricky's Mom August 28, 2018 / 3:49 pm

        Squeequel. That’s the word I was looking for. Thanks, AJ!

    • tagathax August 28, 2018 / 12:20 pm

      Who wouldn’t? I’d watch ALL the sequels with this fluffy darling!

  4. Juno August 28, 2018 / 9:54 am

    The smile, people, THE SMILE!!!

  5. Kar August 28, 2018 / 1:34 pm

    I’d pay to see that face.

  6. debg August 28, 2018 / 9:29 pm

    Puppers looks so very soft. Plus that devastating smile!

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