Raccoon Tech Support

Looking for a career with good pay and benefits? Then you may be ready for the exciting world of raccoon tech support! At Fraudulon Vocational School you can train for a new job in just six weeks, but do you have what it takes? Test yourself with this quiz: A user complains her computer is slow. Do you tell her to:

  1. Buy a faster computer
  2. Turn it off and turn it back on again
  3. Tip over all the trash cans in the house looking for food

You’d be surprised how many people pick answer three, but if you said “two” you could be on your way to a brighter future! Call now!

No more raiding Dumpsters for me! Thanks, Fraudulon! (Twitter)
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8 thoughts on “Raccoon Tech Support

  1. allein ? September 5, 2018 / 11:20 am

    Hey, he can’t be worse than the usual tech support…(when I was in college we called it the Helpless Desk).

    I’m guessing he works from home and uses Skype so his clients only see him from chest up? Shirt and tie but no pants…

    • Claraluz September 5, 2018 / 11:33 am

      Allein,
      “Iโ€™m guessing he works from home and uses Skype so his clients only see him from chest up? Shirt and tie but no pantsโ€ฆ”

      hee hee Maybe he has TWO different sets of clients…. ๐Ÿ˜›

  2. dubravkamcvmd September 5, 2018 / 12:17 pm

    That is one very handsome Tech Support guy.

    • Claraluz September 5, 2018 / 12:50 pm

      Yep – such a manly hairy chest!! ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜›

  3. murkle46 September 5, 2018 / 1:48 pm

    Very photogenic smile on the guy.Maybe he should try brokering stocks?

  4. Faye September 5, 2018 / 2:09 pm

    He already has a mask on. Ready to steal money or hearts.

    Sharp dressed raccoon. Definitely going to get ahead. His hands look well washed too!

  5. Smartypants September 5, 2018 / 10:23 pm

    Rocket Raccoon’s day job.

  6. Faye September 6, 2018 / 4:34 am

    Have you tried washing it under water before you turn it on?

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