“Hello, campers! When you’re out on the trail, remember to stay fire safe! Keep campfires away from trees and brush, and make sure they’re fully extinguished before you move on. My skin’s dry enough already without any fires breaking out!”
Ranger Rex, Fire Safety Lizard!
So there’s a store that sells tiny ranger hats…?
I was wondering the same thing. Anymore, I’d say apparel sizes are no longer just xs – 3x. Now they come in animal sizes too, just my guess since I don’t buy any clothing for my pets. When I was growing up, I dressed my dog in my old clothing, or cut it to fit her. Putting a ranger hat on a reptile, is one way of making it a little cuter.
I know they sell stuffed toys in park ranger costumes, usually teddy bears, in a lot of the national parks, so maybe they snatched one of those?
Sure do hope that band around the lizzie’s ranger hat is faux lizard and not the real thing.
Following on some comments from the other day…does he have any moisturizer recommendations?
*twists in seat to scratch lower back*
Allein, I use Curel Itch Defence, Fragrance Free Lotion for Dry Itchy Skin during the winter months and switch to the regular Fragrance Free during the summer.
Both work really well. 🙂
Don’t forget the cat scratch device attached to an outer corner wall.
Hahahahaha.
You were the first thing I thought of when I saw this post.
I sympathize: Colorado is very dry so I buy lotion by the gallon.
They used to have a literal gallon of lotion in the bathroom at work.
More recently someone put a basket on the sink and it’s been filled with all kinds of lotions and some body sprays. Problem is they are Bath & Body Works and similar, so highly scented. I know who originally brought it in but I think other people have taken the opportunity to unload products they don’t like. I hate ’em all (well, most of them; there is an orange-ginger aromatherapy lotion which isn’t bad; once in a while I will pick up the body wash or scrub version of it for my shower…but I don’t want to smell it on my hands all day).
Udder Balm?
Cow tested,Cow approved.
Eucerin?
Will they let you have an unshorn sheep at work you can rub your back against for fresh from the sheep lanolin?
Hmm…I’ll have to ask my boss about that last one.
Hopefully one of these..