Sleep Doggy Dog

I’ve been having the strangest dreams. My human isn’t my regular human, he’s — different. For one thing, he’s got this enormous head, bald and round, and it scares me when he brings my supper outside, where I sleep on top of my doghouse for some reason. And when I explain all of this to my best friend, who’s a bird, I can’t understand what he says. But the strangest part is when I start flying in an airplane with people shooting at me. I wish I knew what’s causing it.

Maybe it’s an allergic reaction to peanuts. (Reddit)

Good grief, Andrew Y.

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6 thoughts on “Sleep Doggy Dog

  1. allein ? November 13, 2018 / 8:13 am

    • JenDeyan November 13, 2018 / 8:43 am

      I love that! Snoopy and Woodstock were my favorite character when I was very young.

      • Wuyizidi November 13, 2018 / 9:01 am

        This was my introduction to video games:

    • tara November 13, 2018 / 9:00 am

      Aww! Some people are so clever! This just made my day! 🙂

    • AJ November 13, 2018 / 9:08 am

      Love it!! I’d rather most cereals came with this kind of peanuts. And doggo is so cute too along with Mike’s puntastic story.

  2. Faye November 13, 2018 / 2:32 pm

    Snoopification Syndrome. Can occur daily but symptoms are much more colorful and grandiose on Sundays. Prognosis is, thankfully, less cynical than Doonsbury Digestive Disease.

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