Mutterin’ Maru

Thanks to cutting-edge Cerebral Animal Translation Technology (CATT) we are able to enhance and transcribe what Maru is muttering in this video: mutta fuzza why can’t I catch the ding dang rickety rackety she keeps pulling it away from me huzza guzza mumble grumble hadda get outta my box for this garbage humina humina argle bargle grumpity fnoo.




via Andrew Y. and Lois M.

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4 thoughts on “Mutterin’ Maru

  1. Andrew November 22, 2018 / 1:16 pm

    The ending is my favorite part >:3

  2. debg November 22, 2018 / 1:52 pm

    Mine too! But I also loved watching Maru slide down his slide. And I’m so used to seeing his sweet face or his big belly instead of his back–I’d forgotten what beautiful markings he has.

  3. dubravkamcvmd November 22, 2018 / 7:31 pm

    Trying to catch a small flying jumping thing while on a slippery slope would have me talking to myself if I was a cat!

  4. EAG46 November 22, 2018 / 7:36 pm

    I love “argle bargle grumpity foo.” That is poetry. Maru was so happy when he caught the toy. I hope he went to show Hana.

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