For millennia, since the ancient dynasty of the Han, we the Imperial Guardian Lions have stood our eternal vigil over the palaces of China’s wealthy and powerful. There are always two: male and female, yin and yang, maintaining balance and harmony in a chaotic world. It is a noble and honorable duty, and I think if the younger generation were to set aside their frivolous pursuit of pleasure and really think about it, they might appreciate it a little more.
Rawr.
Stttreeeeeeeeeechhhh.
Just tell me what mortal needs my protection!