Halt! Whomsoever wouldst pass over the Bridge of Awesomeness must first appease the extremely vicious Two-Headed Blanketbeast of Blayvin with a tribute of double bacon cheeseburgers!
They look like they mean business, Andrew Y.
You Gotta Pay the Troll Toll
I shall pay the toll!
I’d gladly pay if I could tip them with a couple of nose boops and snorgles.
Here’s your request ???????? , 4 burgers and 4 bones. Now do I get to pass or at least snuggle for awhile?
You shall not pass! You shall snuggle!
You forgot the fries!! ??
Two noses all wrapped up for Christmas and ready for booping. And yes, I will pay that toll gladly!
I’d be happy to pay those trolls’ toll.
From the makers of kitten mittens: pupper covers!
That’s the best I could come up with. I spent 5 minutes trying to think of a rhyme for [dog] [blanket] that was thematic with the title… Barka parkas?
Oh, how about “Dog Togs”?
We have a winner! I’d never even heard the term ‘togs’!
Thank you! It’s an old-fashioned term – I come across it on books now and then.
Also (these came to me in my sleep) Rovercoats and Barka Parkas. 😀
Oh, you young’ns.
My folks had a lot of books from the 20s and 30s, so I knew a lot more about, say, Barney Oldfield than Shaun Cassidy.
There are Pendletons to be paid!
Can we pay in kind? Or maybe in lovings or belleh rubs? I’ll pay! I’ll pay!