“Look, the dude asked for it! I had a few beers so I head off to the can, and when I get back there’s this jerk sitting on my barstool. So I politely ask him to please find another seat, and he just says ‘bite me, pal.’ And so I bit him!”
It’s Chopper the Biker Dog! (more at Facebook)
I sentence him to six hours of community scritchies.
A fitting punishment. What a cutie!
House arrest at my place and nothing but treats, uhm, uhm, I mean BREAD and water.