“All right, Mr — Woofster, is it? — let me read this back and see if I have it correct. You state that earlier this afternoon, between 2:30 and 3:00, a suspect you described as a white male with brown hair, approximately five feet, eleven inches, 230 pounds, clean shaven with no visible scars or tattoos, repeatedly pretended to throw the ball but did not throw the ball. Were there any witnesses present?”
I hope they throw the book at him, Sharon H.
What an adorable woofster! I would like to hug and kiss him (her?)!
Now I want to see a TV series called Jeeves and Woofster.
Do we think this Woofster has knocked a policeman’s helmet off?
That gave me a good laugh, Allein and Ricky’s Mom!!
Objection – it isn’t Boat Race Night!
It’s *always* Boat Race Night in Wodehousiana!
I need to watch that show again. I have a horrid memory and it was so along ago that I saw it.
Hey, the bad man deserves it for teasing the pup.
“Bad man” is the polar opposite of “good boy” – so logical!
Hey Mr. Woofster, you need a witness?? Give me a call, I’ll tell the officer I was right there and saw everything. That lil sweetums, was taken in by that big BAD MAN, and he’s standing THERE!!!!!