Next Time, I Pick the Restaurant

January 6, 2019January 6, 2019Not That Mike The Other Mike

I don’t think it’s fair that the vegetarians get served right away and don’t even have the courtesy to wait for me to get my bacon double cheeseburger.

So awkward, K & J.

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Murray C January 6, 2019 / 2:42 pm

There’s always auto-cannibalism – he is, after all, a hot dog.
- ^oo^ January 6, 2019 / 10:28 pm
  
  Or… remember that bunnies are, you know, edible.
  - Murray C January 6, 2019 / 11:52 pm
    
    Oops.? Didn’t think of that.
  - Luv Bunny January 7, 2019 / 5:47 am
    
    ?? oh the horror of the….. no, this doggie just wants the bacon double cheeseburger, stat! Or at least an appetizer of sausage balls while waiting.
allein ? January 6, 2019 / 2:51 pm

Poor puppy. Come sit with me and I’ll make you some chicken.

Shoulda’ posted the veggie cakes in here…

Here’s one for everyone…
- allein ? January 6, 2019 / 3:54 pm
  
  (The image is not showing up for me; here it is again.)
- debg January 6, 2019 / 4:01 pm
  
  I can’t believe those are cakes. How do you make a lettuce bag for a cake? Unbelievable.
  - allein ? January 6, 2019 / 4:29 pm
    
    Gelatin, apparently.
Luv Bunny January 6, 2019 / 3:43 pm

I glad that Mike posted my submission because I can identify with that poor doggie. I feel that way when I join my family at oriental restaurants. Nothing against oriental food, my taste range is limited and I just don’t care for anything but the rice, while they delight in all the choices. Those cute buns seem to be enjoying their treat but they shouldn’t have all of it at once.
- Kar January 6, 2019 / 7:34 pm
  
  I feel you.
  
  When I go out to eat with my vegan friends, it’s really hard to get that excited over vegetables and sprouted grains.
  
  And then pay the price of T-bone for it.
allein ? January 6, 2019 / 3:52 pm

He looks so defeated at about 7 seconds in.

Luv Bunny – the only thing I ever get at a Chinese restaurant is chicken and broccoli.
- debg January 6, 2019 / 4:01 pm
  
  He really does. Poor doxie.
  - Amyliz January 6, 2019 / 4:27 pm
    
    I was going to describe him as resigned, but maybe defeated is more accurate! (Bunnies and doxie are all adorable!)
Kar January 6, 2019 / 7:32 pm

I really want to throw pup some snausages and maybe a little roast beef.
AJ January 6, 2019 / 8:42 pm

Poor baby and he looks so downhearted. He’s like well where’s MY treat?? I’m just as well behaved. I can almost here the big sigh. Don’t vorry Schotzie, you come sit mit Auntie and I’ll hand feed you some nice bratwurst und sauerbraten und weiner schintzel. Leave that green stuff vith the kaninchen.
- allein ? January 6, 2019 / 11:18 pm
  
  My aunt had a dog named Schatzie! (She was a Miniature Schnauzer.)
  - AJ January 7, 2019 / 8:49 am
    
    Family friends had various doxies over the years including one called Schotzie. Plus there was her mother Cleobelle (or it was the other way around – Schotzie was the mom and Cleo the daughter) and a couple others I can’t remember the names of.
    - allein ? January 7, 2019 / 9:14 am
      
      My aunt had Schatzie and Sparker (a standard Schnauzer) and my mom’s first mini Scnauzer was Heidi (she died when I was 4 and then we got another named Lisa).
- N. Fritz January 7, 2019 / 12:01 am
  
  Omg AJ, your Denglisch is perfect!
  - AJ January 7, 2019 / 8:47 am
    
    Thanks N Fritz. I was just channeling my inner Marlene Dietrich while thinking Cabaret.