I Bork in Your General Direction

In the fabled court of Camelot, the legendary King Arthur gathered his bravest and wisest knights. There was Sir Loin of Beef, Sir Cumference of Circle (who came up with the round table idea), Sir Realism the Abstract, Sir Charge the tax collector, and Sir Fsup the Totally Tubular. But none could compare to the bravest and boldest of them all, Sir Barksalot.

So chivalry. Many jousting. (Imgur)
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15 thoughts on “I Bork in Your General Direction

  1. Birdcage January 21, 2019 / 9:34 am

    OMG, those were all such awesome names for knights!!!!!! Sir Fsup The Totally Tubular! I spit coffee on my office monitor!!!!!

    • fkaWaldenPond January 21, 2019 / 10:58 am

      Me too!!! 😀

    • ^oo^ January 21, 2019 / 12:21 pm

      Sir Prise! Puppers in a can!

    • fkaWaldenPond January 21, 2019 / 2:27 pm

      I’ve been giggling at this throughout the day– ‘Sir Cumference of Circle (who came up with the round table idea’ is my favourite at this time.

  2. allein ? January 21, 2019 / 9:36 am

    Uh, his armor looks a tad big on him…

    It’s like when my company gives us shirts…always either too big or too small.

    • JenDeyan January 21, 2019 / 10:24 am

      Just the title had me giggling. Reading the names was the highlight of my morning! Keep the laughs coming, Mike!

      • allein ? January 21, 2019 / 10:39 am

        I’ll admit I was expecting something a little different from the title…

        • allein ? January 21, 2019 / 10:40 am

          (Though looking for that, I also found this, which has me giggling.)

  3. Taquitos January 21, 2019 / 10:32 am

    He’s a lot more noble than my knight, “Sir Scoots Across the Living Room in Front of Company.” Three guesses as to what he did yesterday…

    • Blue Footed Booby January 21, 2019 / 11:17 am

      Is that better or worse than bringing guests dirty underwear?

      • Smartypants January 21, 2019 / 12:05 pm

        My aunt’s cat years ago brought her date a Tampax! An unused one, fortunately.

  4. Alice Shortcake January 21, 2019 / 11:39 am

    Transformers go Arthurian!

  5. Ricky's Mom January 21, 2019 / 12:19 pm

    Sir Fsup. Mike has won the internet for all time!

  6. Luv Bunny January 21, 2019 / 1:07 pm

    ?? good thing I had just swallowed my drink. Love the knights names. So glad that Mike shares his wit and humor with those of us who enjoy his daily insight. Also enjoy the comments from other fans, who add their own kind of humor.

  7. Smartypants January 21, 2019 / 8:57 pm

    Oh, I think “Sir Loin of Beef” was in that Bugs Bunny cartoon where he’s in a castle and the king is a cartoon Charles Laughton. Another one was Sir Osis of Liver – that would never get by these days.

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