Valentine’s Day Do’s and Don’ts

In this impersonal era, Valentine’s Day is more important than ever, because it affords us the opportunity to project our most polished, romantic selves to those we love most. In the first example, a caring lover offers a single rose (thornless, of course) in a rich, romantic setting.

O that this rose could match your beauty, my beloved. (Imgur)

The less graceful suitor, however, betrays thoughtlessness by offering up a cheap dandelion dug up at the last minute from among the backyard weeds.

YO BABE I BRUNG YOU A FLOWER YOU WANNA CUDDLE? (Imgur)
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9 thoughts on “Valentine’s Day Do’s and Don’ts

  1. Sedro6 February 14, 2019 / 11:37 am

    Along with a sly wink.

    • Murray C February 14, 2019 / 1:56 pm

      The wink says it all.

  2. Muppet2171 February 14, 2019 / 11:45 am

    I’d cuddle either of them, TBH. I’m lonely.

    • allein ? February 14, 2019 / 2:01 pm

      Me, too.

  3. Emsthemonster February 14, 2019 / 12:03 pm

    I am not a beauty, just an average looking monster, so the first dog is unfortunately not looking for me.

    To the second dog:
    Yes babe, I “wanna”

  4. Blue Footed Booby February 14, 2019 / 1:13 pm

    Would pet both, one with each hand. Does that make me a…hound-dog?

    • Amyliz February 14, 2019 / 1:44 pm

      I think it makes you a hound-hog! Quite hogging the hounds!

  5. Phred’s Mom February 14, 2019 / 3:15 pm

    My partner Mike beat them both: a big jar of bittersweet chocolate kisses.
    Yum!?

  6. debg February 14, 2019 / 9:11 pm

    Both these puppers have stolen my heart. Good job!

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