Simon’s Cat’s Valentine’s Days

Simon and his cat have one thing in common: They’re both unlucky in love, a fact that wreaks havoc in their lives every Valentine’s Day. Courtesy of sender-inner Lois M., here’s a candy sampler box of their romantic misadventures.




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Valentine’s Day Do’s and Don’ts

In this impersonal era, Valentine’s Day is more important than ever, because it affords us the opportunity to project our most polished, romantic selves to those we love most. In the first example, a caring lover offers a single rose (thornless, of course) in a rich, romantic setting.

O that this rose could match your beauty, my beloved. (Imgur)

The less graceful suitor, however, betrays thoughtlessness by offering up a cheap dandelion dug up at the last minute from among the backyard weeds.

YO BABE I BRUNG YOU A FLOWER YOU WANNA CUDDLE? (Imgur)

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