Memo from Planetary Maintenance

Not That Mike The Other Mike

From 2 AM to 3:30 AM next Thursday, dimensional physics technicians will temporarily disable collision detection systems while performing annual maintenance. During this period, solid objects will pass through one another. Please exercise caution during interpersonal activities such as hugging, shaking hands, etc, and please supervise pets. We apologize for any inconvenience.

(I see she had the breakfast burrito this morning.)
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13 thoughts on “Memo from Planetary Maintenance”

  1. Ricky's Mom February 17, 2019 / 10:13 am

    A classic scrolldown! ?

  2. debg February 17, 2019 / 10:45 am

    I always appreciate these warnings from Planetary Maintenance. You never know when gravity will stop working or something.

  3. allein ? February 17, 2019 / 11:54 am

    Look like his neck got quite stretched, too.

  4. dubravkamcvmd February 17, 2019 / 1:02 pm

    I LOVE the memos from Planetary Maintenance! And this is another MBTS (Mike’s Brain to Science) post.

    • Murray C February 17, 2019 / 1:09 pm

      Someone should just discover Mike’s brain while he’s till with us – he might have much to give in the sciences. Or the world of comedy at the very least. Write for Colbert or Trevor or Conan?

      • JenDeyan February 17, 2019 / 1:23 pm

        I wish I could be as witty. I feel like I could come with one of his post maybe once a month. That he does it everyday, multiple times a day, is beyond me.

  5. fkaWaldenPond February 17, 2019 / 4:45 pm

    The hovertext wins it for me again! 😀

  6. AJ February 17, 2019 / 5:32 pm

    What a perfectly timed photo. And of course, Mike’s scroll down and hover text is another epic masterpiece. Really wish, planetary maintenance was a thing, it would explain so much that happens in the world.

  7. Skimpy February 18, 2019 / 3:56 am

    Took me quite a while to “understand” the photo. I was all: “well she’s got a dog in her bag, what’s the big deal?”. Then I saw 🙂

  8. Doug L February 18, 2019 / 8:24 am

    DAMN IT Slartibartfast
    Go back to your Fjords and quit messing around

    (This message brought to you by the Vogon Poetry Society)

    • AJ February 18, 2019 / 9:02 am

      Uhm, not questioning your identity … but ahh, shouldn’t you have an A as your last name initial instead of an L?? Or are you trying to go incognito??

      • Doug February 18, 2019 / 10:24 am

        hehe .. Well .. you got me .. but this is a LONG Distance post .. Internet here is spotty as best (RIP)

        • AJ February 18, 2019 / 11:07 am

          ROFLMAO!!!! Perfect come back.

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