‘Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy

The Bliffida Glomp Museum of Accidental Renaissance Art is pleased to announce its acquisition of The Narcissus of Venice (oil on canvas) by Flemish painter Hyndrik VanDerBoing (1523-1571). The painting depicts the classic Greek tragedy of Narcissus, who fell in love with his own reflection and ended up making a monkey of himself.

C’mere, you handsome devil, you… (Reddit)
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22 thoughts on “‘Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy

  1. Emsthemonster February 20, 2019 / 3:31 pm

    Yet another masterpiece, brilliant!

    • Dana February 20, 2019 / 7:29 pm

      Agreed! How Mike comes up with this brilliant stuff is one of life’s greatest mysteries!

  2. Ricky's Mom February 20, 2019 / 3:38 pm

    Excellent mondegreen reference as the cherry on top!

    • Murray C February 20, 2019 / 4:25 pm

      Isn’t it, tho’!??? I LOVE this.

    • JenDeyan February 20, 2019 / 5:12 pm

      There’s my new word for the day. You guys keep me educated.

      • Murray C February 20, 2019 / 5:35 pm

        Not sure I’ll explain this quite right – Ricky’s Mom, help me out! – there’s a folk ballad involving a lord whose name I can never remember, but a high-ranking person – who was killed – in a battle, one presumes – “and they laid him on the green”. However, many people thought the lyrics were “and Lady Mondegreen”. Thus was a name given to misconstrued lyrics.

        • ^oo^ February 20, 2019 / 8:38 pm

          One of my favorites is that Van Morrison TexMex classic, “Hey, Weird Amigo!”

        • debg February 20, 2019 / 10:05 pm

          My fave comes from Wayne and Garth singing the classic Credence Clearwater Revival song “There’s a Bathroom on the Right.”

        • JenDeyan February 21, 2019 / 9:10 am

          And even more education! Thanks. I like hearing the stories behind word origins.

        • Ricky's Mom February 21, 2019 / 9:25 am

          100% correct, Murray C!

          My own mondegreen is not unique: I wondered for years who Leslie was in “Groovin,'” and how he or she got into the song. Prosody matters, people!

        • Annimator February 21, 2019 / 10:59 am

          As a kid, I always wondered what a luya was, as in “Glory had a luya.”

        • Murray C February 21, 2019 / 1:03 pm

          In the song “Don’t know much about history,,, (What a Wonderful World This Would Be”) there’s the line …”Don’t know much about a science book. Don’t know much about – ‘a French-Eyed Took’ ” always wondered what a “French-Eyed Took” was.
          Then there are the famous ones like “I led the pigeons to the flag” or “Gladly the cross-eyed bear” or “Surely good Mrs. Murphy shall follow you all the days of your life” – that one certainly put the fear into the hearts of young children.

          • Smartypants February 21, 2019 / 1:49 pm

            …or the one my father cited – “Jesus, save your pilot, me”!

            • Murray C February 21, 2019 / 8:40 pm

              ?

              • Murray C February 21, 2019 / 8:44 pm

                Does anyone here who went to Holy Thursday services (Catholic, most likely) remember when endless Litanies were sung with latin responses that sounded all the world like “Oh, wrap your nose up” (Ora pronobis) and “Leave her on a stormy day” (Liberamus domine) and “Sarah has a stoppy nose” – I have no idea what the latin was for that one.

  3. allein ? February 20, 2019 / 3:51 pm

    Well, he is rather adorable; can you blame him?

  4. Wuyizidi February 20, 2019 / 4:00 pm

    I for one am very confused and frightened by the statue he’s perching on. Is it some Renaissance version of the Alien, with its mouth within a mouth within another mouth thing?

    • Murray C February 20, 2019 / 4:27 pm

      That is an amazing – and perplexing – beastie! Sort of a food chain/evolution metaphor???

      • JenDeyan February 20, 2019 / 5:14 pm

        I think you have the right of it! Looks like a fish being eaten by another fish that’s being eaten by another fish that’s being carried away by a bird of prey. To be eaten, I would assume.

        Or is that a mane behind what I thought was a 3rd fish. In which case, a lion would be eating a fish that a bird was attempting to fly away with while it was eating a smaller fish… Perplexing, most definitely.

        • Murray C February 20, 2019 / 5:37 pm

          I thought it was sort of a combo hippo/ triceratops because of the frill. But it looks like it has a short elephant trunk that turns into a bird’s head. Very confusing.

  5. AJ February 20, 2019 / 4:40 pm

    This is hysterical!! Love the headline (now I have a Hendrix ear worm), names and a perfect back story for the picture.

  6. Elaine C Williamson February 20, 2019 / 6:37 pm

    Wonderful pictures like this remind me what a truly bad photographer I am. ?

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