“Look, I’m sorry, but you have to understand there are a lot of complicated issues going on here for me. To start with, I’m a mouser and that’s a mouse. Okay? So it’s an instinctive thing. But also, you keep petting it and cradling it in your hand for hours every day, and I’m like ‘What am I, chopped liver over here? Rub my butt for awhile!’ ”
Time for a wireless mouse, Sharon H.
Is it a blind mouse? Are there two other mice out of frame? Is there a carving knife hidden somewhere?
Is Norman Bates dressed up like the farmer’s wife?
I don’t know but I’m going to be singing Three Blind Mice for the rest of the morning, at least.
(You’re welcome.)
Mike, that is a visual that may stick with me longer than Allein’ earworm!
I agree that kitty is completely innocent. Cords should be managed and kept away from all pets, especially kitties because how are they suppose to know that the dangling piece of string is not a cat toy. That’s the end of my PSA.
Also, look at those round eyes. Even if kitty is guilty, kitty is not guilty. And needs cuddles to overcome the trauma of accusal.
Those look like murder pupils. I think kitty may be plotting her next crime.
Hmmm. Kitty looks anxious to me. Come here, kitty, I’ll pet you and make it all better.
Cat knows how to make a good case for its innocence.
Is this Marmalade (of Cole & Marmalade fame)?
No, it’s not. Marm has a very unique face. He’s the Christopher Walken of kitties.
OMG, you are right! 🙂
My Lab did the same with my laptop cord because I had the audacity to check my e-mail instead of paying attention to her. She would also bark every time I talked to someone on the phone.
It’s amazing how behavior that we’d call creepy and possessive in a human is cute in an animal. I mean, I laugh my tail off when my tortie cat steals my socks and hoards them, but if a human did that, I’d file a restraining order.