My friends can’t stop carping about my gillfriend. They say there’s something fishy about her. But I couldn’t resist the coy way she looked, I took the bait and I got hooked. Sure, there’s other fish in the sea, but we’re in love and that’s fin with me.
I bet he thinks it’s halibut him. Well, I’ve just haddock with all his nonsense!
I hope their relationship doesn’t flounder!
Ooh I smell a whole lot of fishy jokes coming our way!! 🐠🦈🐟
The challenge is on…let’s get reel!
Nokissy da fishy.Dammit, of course I screw up my tags when I can’t edit.
Nokissy da fishy.Should that not be ‘koi’?
Not tonight, dear. I have a haddock.
Ooh you should walk the plankton for that one. 😁
Oh, go take a pike.
Am I herring you correctly? You’re telling me to take a pike??
I was looking for a good retort but I got stopped when I discovered there is such a thing as a noodlefish. A NOODLEFISH!!!
Do we think this match is just a fluke? Well, if it is, we can’t crab about it.
This site is dolphinitely my gill-ty pleasure for silly puns!
You’ve come to the right plaice!
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Good Cod, I waited with baited breath to see the comments and this grouper didn’t disappoint – you are all a ray of sunfish – er, sunshine.
Takes us right back to the “Plenty of Fish in the Sea” post from several months ago. Pupper looks like he enjoys getting playfully smacked by this fish.
Smacked on the lips, that is.
OMG I’d forgotten that one. I miss Mike’s responses to robocomments–they’re hilarious.
Jeepers creepers, I’d forgotten about those – that is so gut-bustlingly hilarious – Mike, I bow to your genius.
That really was a great one!
Oh Gawd…how could I have forgotten that one? Mike should be writing Harlequin Category Romances – “The Fish Fetishist’s Turbulent Turbot-Lover”.
I’m so glad this site exists. After the massacre in Christchurch, which left me feeling that the best way to deal with this planet is to nuke it from space, I need somewhere full of news items and photos to make me feel that there’s hope for our species yet.
Alice, my post below came about before I saw yours about the massacre today – sorry if it seemed out of line – it was, of course, just a continuance of the fishy posts previous to it.
Yes, my tiny hometown had a terrible murder/suicide this week. This place is a godsend.
Ronald Searle’s “Alas, poor York…..
Auto correct has done a disservice yet again – “Yoric I believe is the proper spelling.
And to tell a tale on myself – I was talking on the phone to someone last night and I was trying to use the phrase “exercise in futility” and what came out was “exercise in fertility”. I had a good guffaw at my own expense.
Is this the scene in Casa Whitefish when Lauren Becodd says to Humphrey Beluga, “Just put your lips together and blowfish!”
At least they’ll always have Pond!
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Yeah. I cracked myself up!
The comments on this post remind me of the punster who used to leave comments on the Old Ranch, cuteoverload. At the moment I don’t remember the user’s name but I wonder if there is some relation to our overlord Mike!
No, that wasn’t me. You’re probably thinking of Oakley.
Yes, Oakley! OK, so no relation to our Mike, to whom I am so grateful for this fun, witty, and yes CUTE oasis!
Sometimes if there were a lot of comments and I didn’t have a lot of time to read them, I would just search for her name. I’m a sucker for a good pun.
Like a remora?
You all were outstanding today with the puns. I’m so grateful for the giggles on such a sad day.
Ha!
Holy Mackerel!