Telescopic Maru

Embarrassed because his floofy rolls of fur leave him with no visible neck, Maru orders Dr. Geoffrey’s Patented Telescopic Mostly Painless Neck Extruder ($39.95 postpaid, no refunds) so he may obtain the slender, giraffe-like gracefulness for which he yearns. However, despite repeated use of the device day and night, Maru’s puffy head remains firmly attached to his torso.

And I thought he was good at stretching out, Andrew Y.

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9 thoughts on “Telescopic Maru

  1. dubravkamcvmd March 16, 2019 / 1:05 pm

    Hmmm. Hana appears uncharacteristically concerned about Maru’s latest eccentricity. And Maru appears to be getting more, let us say, “plush.”

  2. Andrew March 16, 2019 / 1:06 pm

    Hana’s very used to Maru’s …uniqueness! >:3 XD

  3. allein March 16, 2019 / 1:44 pm

    I love when Hana comes around the corner, looks at him, glances toward the camera, then keeps walking.

    “Man, my brother is weird.”

  4. Gigi the cat lady March 16, 2019 / 4:12 pm

    All cats are weird but Maru is our beloved #1 weirdo LOL!

  5. Dana March 16, 2019 / 4:49 pm

    Maru must be the only cat on the planet who *willingly* puts stuff on his own head (and, of course, is able to take it off himself).

    Hana: “what is he doing NOW?”

    • dubravkamcvmd March 16, 2019 / 7:30 pm

      Good point. He is so weird.

  6. Wuyizidi March 16, 2019 / 6:11 pm

    Maru looks like one of those cyborg trackers in sci-fi movies.

    • Jendeyan March 16, 2019 / 7:47 pm

      Guy must be able to track stuff on the moon with a lens that big.

  7. debg March 16, 2019 / 9:02 pm

    Up periscope, Maru!

    I too enjoyed Hana’s looks of concern. She knows he’s weird, but this is weird even for him.

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