Overly Intellectual Self-Defense

“Pardon me, but I must vehemently protest this unauthorized infringement upon my bodily autonomy. Release me at once or I shall be forced to take extreme countermeasures that you will find highly regrettable.”

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Translation: Put me down before I open a can of whoop-ass. (Imgur)
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12 thoughts on “Overly Intellectual Self-Defense

  1. Gigi_the cat lady April 11, 2019 / 11:30 am

    Once again I did not see that one coming at all, you’re the best Mike! LOL!!!

  2. Ricky & Bibi's Mom April 11, 2019 / 11:43 am

    Cutest gecko evah!

    On an unrelated note, I still have to enter my deets to comment, almost every time. Is anyone else still going through this?

    • dubravkamcvmd April 11, 2019 / 11:46 am

      I have to enter my details on my phone but not my desktop

    • Blue Footed Booby April 11, 2019 / 12:08 pm

      I have to type the first character of my email, then hit tab. Firefox, for the record.

    • Smartypants April 11, 2019 / 9:11 pm

      It’s working for me (Mac Mini desktop with Google Chrome).

  3. Dulcie April 11, 2019 / 11:48 am

    Nerdeckos never get taken seriously.

  4. allein 🐾 April 11, 2019 / 11:51 am

    Frightening.

  5. wuyizidi April 11, 2019 / 2:49 pm

    A thoughtfully administered beating ensued no doubt.

  6. Smartypants April 11, 2019 / 10:44 pm

    “I’ll pee on your hand, don’t think I won’t!”

  7. allein 🐾 April 11, 2019 / 10:58 pm

    Okay, I just clicked on the source link and he is wearing Barbie glasses. How redonk.

    • ^oo^ April 12, 2019 / 1:51 am

      Ken is jealous.

      • allein 🐾 April 12, 2019 / 8:18 am

        He should be.

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