How to Tell if Your Cat Is a Vampire – CUTETROPOLIS

How to Tell if Your Cat Is a Vampire

May 9, 2019Not That Mike The Other Mike

Could your cat be one of the cursed undead? Here are some warning signs:

Sleeps all day, preferring to be up at night;
Randomly bites you for no reason;
Is irresistibly charming and seductive.

Wait a moment — all cats are like that.

black cat with fangs — I never drink… milk. (Imgur)

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taofeld May 9, 2019 / 1:29 pm
- Not That Mike The Other Mike May 9, 2019 / 1:36 pm
  
  LOL! 😁
- debg May 9, 2019 / 3:26 pm
  
  Beautiful!
- Ricky & Bibi's Mom May 9, 2019 / 4:34 pm
  
  Poifect!
allein 🐾 May 9, 2019 / 1:34 pm

But does he sparkle in sunlight?
AJ May 9, 2019 / 2:10 pm

Another warning sign – you can never get a picture of them. All you see is a black hole that sucks in your immortal soul.
birdlady26 May 9, 2019 / 2:55 pm

So following that logic, all cats are vampires.
- debg May 9, 2019 / 3:27 pm
  
  I also think all vampires are cats.
Ricky & Bibi's Mom May 9, 2019 / 4:34 pm

BWAH-hahahahahahahaha!
- fkaWaldenPond May 9, 2019 / 6:44 pm
  
  Ahhh! Now I understand the hover!! 😀 !!
Kar May 9, 2019 / 11:01 pm

I so hope that kitty’s named Bel(l)a.
^oo^ May 10, 2019 / 1:45 am

Go ahead… put a steak through my heart- only make mine tartare with a light pinot noir sauce.

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