Coming soon to this theater! From the darkest depths of Heck it emerged, formed through years of neglect and poor housekeeping: A hideous, writhing mass of pocket lint, gum wrappers, pretzel crumbs, used tissues and loose change. Science can’t explain it! The Army can’t stop it! Even vacuums are powerless against its onslaught! From the studios who brought you Devil Dust Bunnies comes the terror that lurks in your own living room! It Came From… the Sofa!
Gotta love a color-coordinated sofa monster…
😂
Considering how much pet hair my couch has accumulated over the years, I’m really surprised that something hasn’t crawled out of there yet. And this post is spot on, so 1950’s/1960’s SciFi movie hyperbole.
Worst thing I’ve ever found in the sofa? Dried out pips from oranges that my little twin nieces had been eating. Had to remind them to please use a plate when eating and throw out the peel, etc in the trash not let in stuff drop into the couch. Love them dearly but, heavy sigh and head shake.
Speaking of stuff in couches… I used to give each of my dogs a treat in the kitchen. The little girl would eat hers right in front of me but my boy always ran into the living room and up on the couch to eat his. Or so I thought. One day I lifted up the cushions and found 20+ treats that he’d buried. I think I laughed for about a week over that. 😀
Those little paws are just killing me
*head tilt*
I can see the back of one paw and the front of another paw. Either that’s an appropriately pretzel-shaped cat or two Sofa Monsters are about to emerge…
I think the one on the right is a back paw, and the one on the left is front. Mr Monster is twisted at the middle.
Ah! All is clear.
I have always wanted to find Mr Monster and there he is. 🙂
(Just as clumsy as the female version)
“Uhh…little help here??”
I’ve fallen… but it’s really cozy so I’m going to stay right here.