Cat Charger

It is night, and across the city people sleep and dream. In a quiet corner of a nondescript suburban home, the celestial traveler known as The Watcher replenishes his ancient energies, drawing from the humans’ crude source of power. He has assumed a form that permits him to travel without detection, to see without being seen. Much has he observed during his time here, and soon he will be reunified with Blorvon, The Eternal All-Encompassing Omnimind, where his accumulated knowledge shall determine the fate of this small blue planet.

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Not looking good so far, I gotta say. (Imgur)

Getting a real charge out of this pic, Sharon H.

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17 thoughts on “Cat Charger

  1. debg May 27, 2019 / 11:40 am

    Mike, you never disappoint. Laughing my head off here.

    Heartfelt thanks to everyone who has served in the military. You’re not forgotten.

  2. Cheryl S May 27, 2019 / 11:53 am

    Laugh-spit out my coffee and almost choked from the giggles over this one. Sooo good a story!

  3. Hilda May 27, 2019 / 11:53 am

    Can I please be reunified with Blorvon?

  4. Wuyizidi May 27, 2019 / 1:47 pm

    It’s a Flerkin! [yells in raccoon]

    • Blue Footed Booby May 28, 2019 / 9:48 am

      That cat was the best supporting character since Dr Strange’s cape.

  5. AJ May 27, 2019 / 2:14 pm

    This explains a lot about cats. I always knew they were reporting to their supreme commander and/or mother ship when I couldn’t find them. Every once in a while they’d get stuck in a closed room and they’d be yelling to be let out. My answer? “Tell them to use the right coordinates next time.”

    • Kar May 27, 2019 / 3:49 pm

      Ok, that’s funny

  6. Luv Bunny May 27, 2019 / 3:43 pm

    Oh the stories Mike’s parents and any siblings could tell about his imaginative childhood years. So besides the coffee table book and song book, he needs to include an autobiography or biography, for his requested future endeavors. I never realized how crazy or endearing cats could be until this website and the former one many of us enjoyed ( I forgot the name).

    • Cheryl S May 27, 2019 / 6:34 pm

      I think it was Cute Overload.

      • Luv Bunny May 27, 2019 / 6:53 pm

        Thanks, that was it, my mind sometimes, 🤦🏻‍♀️. I loved Cute Overload and am so grateful, Mike, created this website to continue on the cute.

  7. allein 🐾 May 27, 2019 / 4:29 pm

    Can he charge my tablet while’s he’s at it?

  8. Dulcie May 27, 2019 / 4:35 pm

    So does the charger go up the…USB port?

    • Ricky & Bibi's Mom May 27, 2019 / 6:59 pm

      Brava, Duckie, brava!

  9. Geno May 27, 2019 / 8:52 pm

    My late, great, 21 year old Buddy nipped the vet tech when she inserted a thermometer in his USB port. Careful.

    • Dulcie May 27, 2019 / 9:24 pm

      😁 Ha

  10. debg May 27, 2019 / 8:59 pm

    Now I can’t stop laughing at the USB port imagery.

    • Petra May 29, 2019 / 2:23 am

      Maybe a little modesty tail is in order here…?

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