“Good morning, sir, I’m your neighborhood surveillance hawk checking in on you. Just go about your normal business and pretend I’m not here. No photographs, please. Put down the camera or I shall have to note your defiant attitude on your personality profile.”
Bird Brother is watching you, Andrew Y. (More funny birds on Bored Panda.)
A juvenile crested caracara??
definitely a caracara!
Nice! Reminds me of when I was 14 and volunteering at a local science museum. There’s a family of hawks that nest in one of the buildings downtown and they are loved by locals. One got hurt flying into a window and we got to keep it while it healed. I got to hold it once while they cleaned the cage. PAINFUL!! Those leather falconry gloves only prevent blood loss.
Still…it was super cool. Microwaving a dead mouse for its dinner? Not so much.
Your lack of respect will be noted on your next evaluation, peasant.
I thought the hawk was taking the picture…
No drones please. I like my surveillance capitalism local and organic.