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I feel safer already!
I was just thinking the same thing! 😁
Its a bird, its a plane, no its…? Can’t think of anything clever…you guys fill it in for me!
I have a Feline Force of 8 to protect me from spiders & other creepy crawlies. Too many legs, too creepy…..shudder….
I am imagining that guy’s expression to be “oh geez not again with the “perceived” threat”. 😹
My brain interprets the cat as fixed to the man’s head and rotating like windmill blades.
Must have been trained by the Secret Service.
Love the pudge belleh.