We had an hour left on our watch when the call came in. Robbery. Murray’s Delicatessen next door to Madame Poofy’s Perfumery. Suspect ate garlic pastrami on rye, then stole wheel of Limburger cheese before smashing through perfume display during escape. Something about this case told me my nose would be putting in some serious overtime.
Those are some cool dogggles…
You can’t be a detective without cool doggles that strap under your chin. What if there’s a car chase?
Mike, thanks for the laughs this morning–I needed them.
“Just the facts, ma’am.” 😁
Massive roflsnort here!
“Steam cleaned sinuses”?
Not to detract from Mike’s expertise in names, but shouldn’t that be “Barklay”?
Hee Duckie yes!
I love “Hunk”!
And I think he’s going to have to get his sinuses steam cleaned AFTER this caper!
I could have used a sinus steam cleaning myself yesterday from the allergy attack I suffered through. Thankfully today is better. And Barkley is quite the hunk. I loved the name of the shop – Madame Poofy’s Perfumery. Snort laugh on that one.
Unexpected twist: This is Madam Poofy
🤣😂😂
ROFLMAO!!! Ded.
Many years ago a co-worker told me that her teenage son saved up for ages to buy her a large bottle of Chanel Number Five for her birthday. All went well until he sneaked the perfume downstairs to wrap it, slipped on the kitchen mat, and watched in horror as the bottle smashed on the tiled floor. She comforted him by pointing out that there probably wasn’t another kitchen in the world that would stink so expensively for months…
I always read Chanel as Channel, and where I live channel number five is Fox News. You can imagine my confusion.
Well, Fox News also stinks so I can understand the confusion!