Poor Unfortunate Extra

Catching up with the cast of The Little Mermaid

With the remake of Disney’s 1989 The Little Mermaid about to set sail, we sat down with cast member Myron Needlenoodle, who played “Poor Unfortunate Soul #17” to share some backstage memories. Mr. Needlenoodle, welcome to the show.

Myron: Nice to be here. Actually, none of us got screen credit but yeah, I’m seventeenth from the left. You may have to freeze-frame to see me.

Cutetropolis: Good to know. So what have you been doing lately?

M: Well, work kind of dried up after the movie wrapped. I’m not leading man material, as you can imagine. Most of the guys quit the business and took regular jobs, but I kept my hand in, so to speak. Because I don’t, y’know, have hands. Anyway, I do some dinner theater and teach improv on the weekends.

C: So is there anything about the movie that might surprise us?

M: You’d think Ariel would be the sweet one, right? Actually, it was Ursula. Real friendly, remembered all our names. Some of us ran a poker game between takes, and she sat in all the time. Just a kind, down-to-earth person, not like that Ariel. Soon as they yell “cut” she swims to her dressing room, nobody sees her for hours.

seed pod
I mean, I know we’re not easy on the eyes, but come on. (Twitter)

The things this seed pod has seen, Elizabeth G.

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11 thoughts on “Poor Unfortunate Extra

  1. debg July 12, 2019 / 12:10 pm

    Hilarious. Mike, you never disappoint.

    Ever since I was in grad school, that musical number would run through my brain whenever my students had to take an exam. Usually, I was kind enough *not* to mention it to them. But every now and then I’d get my Ursula on and play the song for them.

  2. debg July 12, 2019 / 12:12 pm

    Peeps, click through to the Twitter feed–you’ll laugh your head off.

    • Lucy's Mom July 12, 2019 / 12:28 pm

      And the good news is that you don’t need a Twitter account to read the tweets. I never knew that! 😊

      Mike, you have truly outdone yourself! I doubt there’s another person on this or any other planet who could’ve come up with a more clever and amusing story.

    • allein 🐾 July 12, 2019 / 1:32 pm

      OMG thanks for the tip. 🤣

  3. AJ July 12, 2019 / 12:56 pm

    The story is fab, the picture, though, is disturbing. For some reason, that plant just plain creeps me out. And yes, the Twitter comments are pretty funny.

    • Ricky & Bibi's Mom July 12, 2019 / 6:23 pm

      Trypophobia? This little guy doesn’t bug me so much, but normal lotus pods totally skeeve me.

      • dubravkamcvmd July 12, 2019 / 7:58 pm

        I’m amazed. This is the second time in a very short period that trypophobia has come up and never before in my life experience – and you have it! (cue ominous music).

  4. dubravkamcvmd July 12, 2019 / 1:25 pm

    Amazing! Goes into the Brain to Science submission folder.

  5. allein 🐾 July 12, 2019 / 1:33 pm

    Now I’ll be singing that all afternoon…

  6. Gigi_the cat lady July 12, 2019 / 3:44 pm

    I would like to know what exactly that thing is so I never encounter it in real life because it is seriously creeping me out.

    • Ricky & Bibi's Mom July 12, 2019 / 6:24 pm

      Lotus pod. Not a normal one, but that’s what it is.

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