A critical vulnerability has been identified that allows cats to elevate their user permission to “god mode,” granting them power over weather, gravity, space, time, and what cheesecake tastes like. While we correct this issue, people are advised to remain indoors and ground themselves in reality by engaging in a familiar activity, such as rereading a book or listing to favorite music. Also, avoid cheesecake.
I LOVE Memos from Planetary Maintenance! Plus this is one of the greatest photographs I have ever seen.
With you all the way on the Memos from PM *and* the photo.
Me too on the memos! It’s always a good day when a memo comes out, just to see what Mike’s mind has been up to. And such perfect timing on a photo.
That explains the weather earlier this week…
I know the weather has gone bonkers lately but that can’t be real can it?
Love the cat’s pose and facial features – definitely conjuring something. And those crossed paws must mean something super special coming our way…😵
I suspect that this alarming super-power only works when the cat crosses its front paws, in much the same way that Samantha’s magic powers were activated by wiggling her nose.*
*Yes, I can remember that show.
I can only imagine how cats would re-flavor cheesecake.
The tastebuds boggle and the gorge rises. 🤢
Even worse, if dogs re-flavored cheesecake. Especially since some are known for sampling umm … “treats” from the litter box. Full body shiver, the thought is enough to put me off cheesecake for a while.
Lovely crossed paws.
I’m surprised that cat seems so calm during a thunderstorm. Of course, it may be the cat in the “god mode” that’s causing it.
Coincidence?