Memo from Planetary Maintenance

We have been receiving scattered reports of wormholes in the space/time continuum opening and closing at random. Our technicians are investigating the issue. CAUTION: If a wormhole opens near you, leave the area immediately and keep children and pets away.

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I hope they have Fancy Feast in this timeline. (Reddit)

Maybe this is where all the socks go, Sharon H.

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12 thoughts on “Memo from Planetary Maintenance

  1. Tara August 15, 2019 / 6:12 pm

    “leave the area immediately and keep children and pets away”
    Ha! No way! P-shaw!

    I shall be standing directly under my ceilings waiting for the raining of cats (and possibly dogs?)

    🙂

    • AJ August 15, 2019 / 6:25 pm

      If it rains dogs as cute as yesterday’s pup holder, black holes can open above me any old time. And what perfect timing on this photo.

  2. Dulcie August 15, 2019 / 7:03 pm

    Thank goodness for planetary maintenance! There have been several glitches lately. They are all pretty cute mind you so in this case glitches in the time space continuum are good!

    • JenDeyan August 16, 2019 / 9:09 am

      Thanks for that heads-up. I hadn’t heard about this.

  3. Sedro6 August 15, 2019 / 7:17 pm

    Too late!!!

  4. Ricky & Bibi's Mom August 15, 2019 / 7:26 pm

    I choose to believe there was a hoomin just out of viewfinder range ready to catch this lovely kitty as in entered the visible dimension. That way I can just enjoy the MFPM via NTMTOM.

    • Blue Footed Booby August 16, 2019 / 9:58 am

      Honestly, from ceiling height I feel like catching would be more hazardous than just a fall. Kitty looks prepared to land on her feetses.

  5. Gigi_the cat lady August 15, 2019 / 7:47 pm

    Oy kitty! If they do have Fancy Feast kibble in that dimension let me know because they stopped making it in my dimension and my cats are very unhappy about it.

    • SoccerSue August 16, 2019 / 1:16 pm

      Same with the hairball treats I was giving my little long haired house panther. Iams has apparently discontinued them, and the new ones I’m using aren’t working nearly as well. Unless the idea is to PRODUCE hairballs; in that case they’re working great. 😛

    • kermit August 17, 2019 / 9:55 pm

      Are you sure they stopped making it? The Purina site says they make some, and you can buy five different kinds from Chewy. https://www.fancyfeast.com/gourmet-cat-food/dry-cat-food. I don’t know if it works outside of the US, but it’s worth giving them a call.

      I ingratiate myself by occasionally buying flaky tuna in water, made for human consumption. Maybe try that, if your cats don’t have any health issues.

  6. 6rabbits August 15, 2019 / 10:28 pm

    Love Memos From Planetary Maintenance!😄

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