I Would Like Some Foods Please

“I am glad you have foods because I really like foods and I would like some crunchy foods and also goopy foods that smell funny and could you put the foods in a bowl for me… Wait, you don’t have foods? This is a doctor’s office? Um…

“I would like some drugs please.”

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7 thoughts on “I Would Like Some Foods Please

  1. allein 🐾 August 15, 2019 / 11:46 am

    I would like some foods, too, please. I actually just grabbed my lunch out of the fridge on my way back from a meeting so I can eat at my desk while I work and then I can read and not be distracted by food when I go take my lunch break (working on something that has a lot of “click this query and wait” steps so I may as well eat in between).

    I have salad, with honey French dressing…so crunchy and goopy all in one. And in a bowl, too! Pup is welcome to join me.

    • Duckie 🐥 August 15, 2019 / 12:49 pm

      I’m with you, BFB.

  2. AJ August 15, 2019 / 2:12 pm

    I has the foods, like Allein a yummy salad with strawberries and blueberries and balsamic vinagrette, so goopy and crunchy. And I could use some drugs, my butt is dragging today. Puppers is very cute anyways, maybe he’d like to nap with me?

    • allein 🐾 August 15, 2019 / 4:59 pm

      Mine had spring mix, red cabbage, purple carrots, radishes, and cheddar cheese.

      Later I had a white peach, which was on the slightly-less-ripe side but still yummy.

      Breakfast was blueberries and vanilla yogurt (I get plain and add the vanilla and sugar myself…I don’t know the exact sugar content but it can’t possibly be as high as the pre-sweetened stuff).

  3. Duckie 🐥 August 15, 2019 / 4:46 pm

    How about a group salad with drugs, and then a group nap?

    • allein 🐾 August 15, 2019 / 4:56 pm

      mesclun/mescaline salad with a nice balsamic vinaigrette?

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