Do These Pants Make My Shell Look Big?

Not That Mike The Other Mike

Look, sonny, just because I’m 85 years young that doesn’t mean I can’t look stylish. So I got a pair of mom jeans. Or, in my case, great-great-great-grandmom jeans.

tortoise in denim
May need a skosh more room in the seat. (Instagram)

I’m sure we all have questions, Arne (or whoever sent this in).

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8 thoughts on “Do These Pants Make My Shell Look Big?”

  1. Arne September 10, 2019 / 4:36 pm

    I have only one question. Who is this other Arne? Do I have a namesake contributior? (I’ve never seen this picture before.)

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike September 10, 2019 / 5:09 pm

      This pic has been in my files a while, but possibly I got the attribution wrong. Sorry.

  2. Blue Footed Booby September 10, 2019 / 5:03 pm

    How did you get pictures of me on casual friday?

    Seriously, though: I love the bone-shaped ID tag glued (??) to his shell.

  3. allein 🐾 September 10, 2019 / 6:23 pm

    Do turtleoids have…seats..?

  4. murkle46 September 10, 2019 / 7:17 pm

    • debg September 10, 2019 / 9:55 pm

      Fabulous!

    • Blue Footed Booby September 11, 2019 / 9:29 am

      I assume doggie was photoshopped to look like Sam Fisher from the Splinter Cell games, and isn’t actually a triclops?

  5. sugitomo September 11, 2019 / 11:44 pm

    Talk about high-waisted pants…but do turtles even have waists?

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