The Naked and the Deadly

As the sun’s last rays disappear from the horizon, the ageless vampire Nosferatu arises from his moldering tomb. Driven by his ancient thirst for the blood of the innocent, he stalks the sleeping village. Tonight he visits the cottage of young Rosalina, a maiden whose trust he has cultivated for just this moment.

She stirs restlessly in her bed as he approaches, and then, as if alerted from within her dream, she sits upright and screams “Oh, for Pete’s sake, could you at least put on some pants? Or a bathrobe? I mean, something! You’re just, like, gross!”

hairless cat stands up
I just feel more… natural this way. (Imgur)
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9 thoughts on “The Naked and the Deadly

  1. allein 🐾 October 31, 2019 / 10:07 am

    Aw, poor little guy. It’s hard to be an ageless vampire.

  2. Lucy's Mom October 31, 2019 / 10:15 am

    Poor Nosferatu cannot catch a break. Then again, nekkid is not always the way to go, little buddy.😋

    • Blue Footed Booby October 31, 2019 / 1:16 pm

      She needs a sweater. Maybe green and red stripes, like Freddy Kreuger?

  3. Duckie 🐥 October 31, 2019 / 11:26 am

    Least she could have done was invite him to come under the covers. Poor little guy, it’s cold at night.

  4. fkaWaldenPond October 31, 2019 / 11:42 am

    Squeeee!!! A nekkid Nosferatu! (Is it me or were Nos’s bits and bites photoshopped out?)

    • Duckie 🐥 October 31, 2019 / 12:52 pm

      Umm…do vampires even have those?

      • Faye October 31, 2019 / 1:40 pm

        Hahahahaha! No on the bits. Yes on the bites!

  5. AJ October 31, 2019 / 1:44 pm

    Wonderfully absurdly adorable. Little hot water bottle kitty can come snuggle up with me.

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