As the sun’s last rays disappear from the horizon, the ageless vampire Nosferatu arises from his moldering tomb. Driven by his ancient thirst for the blood of the innocent, he stalks the sleeping village. Tonight he visits the cottage of young Rosalina, a maiden whose trust he has cultivated for just this moment.
She stirs restlessly in her bed as he approaches, and then, as if alerted from within her dream, she sits upright and screams “Oh, for Pete’s sake, could you at least put on some pants? Or a bathrobe? I mean, something! You’re just, like, gross!”
Aw, poor little guy. It’s hard to be an ageless vampire.
Poor Nosferatu cannot catch a break. Then again, nekkid is not always the way to go, little buddy.😋
She needs a sweater. Maybe green and red stripes, like Freddy Kreuger?
Least she could have done was invite him to come under the covers. Poor little guy, it’s cold at night.
Squeeee!!! A nekkid Nosferatu! (Is it me or were Nos’s bits and bites photoshopped out?)
Umm…do vampires even have those?
Hahahahaha! No on the bits. Yes on the bites!
Wonderfully absurdly adorable. Little hot water bottle kitty can come snuggle up with me.
I think that was the inspiration for Doug Jones’ portrayal of this lovely creature:
https://images.app.goo.gl/9rfVF5Ucq34k3ufx7