The Guru Drops Some Wisdom

“Lend an ear, do not fear the shear. The shear is here to clear your woolly veneer from head to rear. And though you may appear austere, and cause some to leer or sneer or even jeer, be of good cheer. Your wool will reappear next year!”

alpacas look at cat on fence
We are grateful for your wisdom, enlightened one! (Imgur)
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13 thoughts on “The Guru Drops Some Wisdom

  1. Alice Shortcake November 25, 2019 / 12:43 pm

    The guru in question being that enlightened feline Mr Al Packer.

    • allein 🐾 November 25, 2019 / 1:33 pm

      lol

      Notice the guru is not one who has to worry about getting sheared..

      • ^oo^ November 25, 2019 / 10:32 pm

        Blessed are the fleecemakers…

        • allein 🐾 November 25, 2019 / 11:02 pm

          For they shall inherit the mirth.

  2. Kar November 25, 2019 / 1:19 pm

    Aww, look at the youngling!!!

    and yes, I was binging on the Mandalorean this weekend. Talk about cuteness off the radar…

  3. Dana November 25, 2019 / 1:29 pm

    snort!

    I don’t know how you come up with this stuff, Mike, but this is hilarious!

  4. Faye November 25, 2019 / 1:34 pm

    Hark, Ye Of Little Fleece! You shall serve to spin a yarn another day.

    • dubravkamcvmd November 25, 2019 / 2:29 pm

      I love Ye of Little Fleece.

  5. Luv Bunny November 25, 2019 / 3:02 pm

    That’s kind of similar to what I tell my husband if he trims my hair too much – “ it’ll grow back”.
    Mike, I’m just catching up with Teddy Bear’s vet issues. I hope he continues to heal and gets back to his usual self. He probably won’t like going to vet after all this. How does he get along with Ani?

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike November 25, 2019 / 4:08 pm

      Ani bullies him sometimes and he usually responds by getting up and moving somewhere else. Other times, they can both sit in the same room and not react to one another much at all. I supervise them when they’re together and keep them separate when I have to go out.

  6. Murray c. November 25, 2019 / 4:46 pm

    My first rabbit, an intact female named Shakespeare, used to hump the neighbor’s (female) cat. Rabbits are very territorial – and bossy.

    • Faye November 25, 2019 / 7:15 pm

      Not that there’s anything wrong with that! 😉

  7. SoccerSue November 26, 2019 / 12:52 am

    Alpacas always remind me of chenille bedspreads when they’ve been shorn. I just want to run my hands all over their soft, fuzzy bodies.

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