Dungeons and Dunderheads

Not That Mike The Other Mike

“Thief, your +12 lock-picking skill successfully opens the door and your party enters the room. There you see the fabled Dresser of Doragon, which displays glittering coins and jewelry. In the center, bathed in rays of light, you see the legendary Lava-Lamp of Legonthir, which bears this inscription: Whosoever pushes this lamp off its rightful home shall bear a curse of a thousand lifetimes. What would you like to do?”

cat with role-playing dice
MUST… KNOCK… LAMP… (Reddit)
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8 thoughts on “Dungeons and Dunderheads”

  1. Duckie 🐥 November 27, 2019 / 1:12 pm

    Hmmm…I’ve never knocked over a lava lamp before.
    Got it! The curse says if I PUSH it off. Stupid curse probably considers whapping or batting as pushing. So! What if I PULL it off?

  2. Blue Footed Booby November 27, 2019 / 1:35 pm

    That’s a lot of d10s. I’m not sure what kitty is planning, but I think that lava lamp may not even make it to the ground.

  3. allein 🐾 November 27, 2019 / 4:19 pm

    I’ve never been interested in D&D but if there are kitties…

  4. birdlady26 November 27, 2019 / 4:50 pm

    Kitty has given only possible answer. Whap it off!

  5. Debg November 27, 2019 / 8:21 pm

    I think he’s gonna go for the lamp.

    Saw a hilarious comment the other day that I knew you folks would appreciate: we know the world isn’t flat because if it were, cats would have knocked everything over the edge.

    • Lucy's Mom November 28, 2019 / 4:17 am

      Yessss!!!!! 😁😁😁😁😁

    • 6rabbits November 28, 2019 / 9:35 pm

      😂😂😂😂😂

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