The Catsorcist

The room was cold when we entered; an unnatural otherworldly chill. The demon child lay writhing on the bed, cursing and snarling in a voice not her own. I watched as Father Flavin took from his bag the holy artifacts: a simple wooden crucifix, worn and stained with years of oil from his hands; and a vial of blessed holy catnip. “There is no turning back,” he warned grimly. “From here on, what you see you must believe.”

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YOUR MOTHER CHUCKS ROCKS THAT SMELL! (Imgur)

I’m getting the hell outta there, Sharon H.

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18 thoughts on “The Catsorcist

  1. allein ๐Ÿพ December 4, 2019 / 1:36 pm

    I’m not sure what I expected from the scroll down but…I don’t think it was this…

  2. Lucy's Mom December 4, 2019 / 2:11 pm

    Linda Blair’s got nothin’ on this guy. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

  3. Blue Footed Booby December 4, 2019 / 2:14 pm

    The picture caption has me giggling like an absolute moron. I love it.

    • Dulcie December 4, 2019 / 2:19 pm

      Me too! The “demon child” ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ !!

  4. Dulcie December 4, 2019 / 2:33 pm

    Which brings me to the question of how you would remove a demon from a cat when (most often) the actual cat is a demon? ๐Ÿค”

      • Dulcie December 4, 2019 / 3:17 pm

        ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜บ๐Ÿ˜บ

      • fkaWaldenPond December 4, 2019 / 3:21 pm

        Haahaahha! ๐Ÿ˜€

      • Debg December 4, 2019 / 3:47 pm

        I think youโ€™re on to something, Mike!

  5. Alice Shortcake December 4, 2019 / 3:39 pm

    It’s Pussuzu! One of the best scroll-downs ever – just watch out for the projectile hairballs…

    • Dulcie December 4, 2019 / 4:09 pm

      Good one Alice – Hoot hoot – ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜บ๐Ÿ˜‚

      • Alice Shortcake December 4, 2019 / 6:22 pm

        “Your mother soaks socks in Prell!”

  6. Elaine Williamson December 4, 2019 / 3:48 pm

    Every time I think of that picture I start laughing again. ๐Ÿคฃ

  7. Faye December 4, 2019 / 3:59 pm

    Speaking in other worldly sandpaper tongues!

  8. Juno December 4, 2019 / 4:13 pm

    “CHUCKS ROCKS THAT SMELL”??? I’m dying here.

  9. AJ December 4, 2019 / 4:38 pm

    Everythig about this – story, scrolldown, story AND comments – is just perfection. Thanks for my laugh for the day. Now to drag my co-worker who loves horror films and cats, into my office to see this post.

  10. Kar December 4, 2019 / 5:42 pm

    That cat tree looks like Big Foot attacked it. Or a red eyed AT-ST raider.

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